Red Sox Owner gets tossed in the Clink

The Red Sox owner, also known as Dave, got smacked with a pair of handcuffs before the NFC Championship game in Philadelphia. He claims publicly that a fellow Philly fan grabbed his girls ass so he was protecting her honor by punching the victim in the face.

The official news reports out of the Hotstove media tell a different tale. The arresting officer was quoted saying that Dave was upset because his girl liked the victims hands on her ass more than Daves and that she wishes they had been their longer.

All this guy can say is... Stay Classy Philly fan! I mean be nice to your fellow fans. If they want to touch a little booty and they love the same team as you let them! I mean, its not like it was Santa Clause.